To bonk is to suck, to achieve the total opposite of a Personal Record [PR].
That would best describe Race #2 on April 1. Perhaps it was connected to the date in question. Fools rush in only two weeks after their first half?
Perhaps starting off the race season with an all-time PR is setting up unrealistic expectations.
Perhaps it was owed to not eating a banana the night before, as it’s recommended to keep to the same pre-race food regimen.
Perhaps it was just that it was what it was.
And I’m on to May 6!